The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...