Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...