Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....