An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...