What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...