I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
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The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
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What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...