Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...