A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...