Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...