Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...