The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....