The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...