Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...