I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.