Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...