Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...