Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...