Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...