Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...