Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
The 2 P’s
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Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Why are spiders like tops?
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Why are you yelling that?
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Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.