Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...