Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...