I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...