yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
A fly in my beer!
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yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
A snail with a housing problem!
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