Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...