What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...