Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...