There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...