yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert