What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...