Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...