Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...