Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.