Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
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Darwin Awards- 1999
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A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...