The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...