It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...