Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...