Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...