Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...