15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...