A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...