What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...