Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...