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Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
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What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
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The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...