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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...