(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...