One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...