Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...