Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...