How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
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Fourth Time Married
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Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
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