I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...